Rod and his buddies were hanging out and planning to attend an upcoming barbecue contest. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Rod headed home frustrated.
The following week when Rod’s buddies arrived at the contest to set up, they were shocked to see Rod. He was already sitting at his cook site with a cold beer, pit positioned, canopy up, everything unloaded from his truck, all his prep work done and everything cleaned up."How did you talk your missus into letting you go Rod?""I didn't have to," Rod replied. Yesterday, when I left work, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go cooking. Then the ol' lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes with her hands and said, 'Surprise!'."
"When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, 'Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want'.....So, Here I am!"